1. Snow Globes Are Not TSA-Approved.
"We are not in cahoots with the Heat Miser, but snow globes are not permitted in your carry-on luggage. They are sealed containers full of liquid that would have to be opened and destroyed to test. We’re not in the business of busting snow globes, so we suggest you place them in your checked baggage or mail them ahead of time."
2. why can you always spot missionaries from a mile away? because theyre dressed up as Santa and an elf on the flight to ethiopia.
3. persuaded flight agent to assign me a window seat for the addis-lubumbashi flight. score!